Get stuffed…

Mini aubergines

One of the most joyful things about being a cook is that the smallest discoveries delight you. A special find can make your day. And these days that’s just as well, with our glorious Mother of Parliaments looking like crack whore, spewing out less than Honourable Members hell bent on venally redefining shamelessness in a way that makes Katie Price look like a particularly devout Amish sister.

As I walked past the little Indian green grocers on our high street, I was thrilled to see a crate of gorgeous, fat baby aubergines. So pretty and tempting, I couldn’t resist picking up a few handfuls, along with a bundle of perky curry leaves. When I went inside to pay, the gently smiling woman at the till explained to me how she stuffed them and baked them and it sounded delicious. Just the thing for dinner.

To be honest, our sharing of this recipe was largely done in the international language of mime and point. And I was delayed in writing it down as my short trip home became rather protracted due to it taking me 30 minutes to pay a cheque into the bank. (HSBC Stoke Newington High Street – one working teller and a seemingly permanently broken paying-in machine at 3.15pm, are you sure? No, I don’t want to buy travel insurance in Turkish, investigate an ISA, arrange to purchase a house within the framework of Shariah law, stock up on travellers’ cheques – I just want to GIVE. YOU. MY. MONEY. PLEASE. I’ve stood in shorter, more cheerful queues when I lived in Soviet Russia.)

So I hope I remembered it accurately. I probably didn’t, but it was good. And – note to Members of Parliament everywhere – I paid for it all myself. You should try it sometime.

Stuffed aubergines

Stuffed aubergines

Gosh, I sound a bit cross today. I’m probably just hungry…

I didn’t have any chillies – an uncharacteristic oversight on my part – and they would have been good in this dish. But given my present state of mind, I probably don’t need the extra heat.

Serves 4 as a main course

3 tbsps groundnut oil
A dozen or so small aubergines
1 tsp mustard seeds
2 onions, halved and finely sliced
2-3 curry leaves
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp ground coriander
1 mild, green chilli, deseeded and chopped (optional, depending on your state of mind)
A small ‘thumb’ of ginger, peeled and finely grated or minced
3-4 fat cloves of garlic, peeled and finely grated or minced
About a small teacupful of desiccated, unsweetened coconut
3-4 large, juicy tomatoes, grated (see TIP)
A small handful of coriander leaves, roughly chopped, plus a few more for garnishing


Spices Cumin, cardamom and mustard seeds

Poppadoms Poppadommmmmmmm

Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas mark 6.

Cut the aubergines from their bases to their tips and cut them again crossways, being careful not to cut all the way through the skin – you want a cross-shaped cut which allows you to open them up a bit. Warm 2tbsps of the oil over a medium heat in a large saucepan and sauté the aubergines for five minutes or so until they soften and browned a little. Put to one side to cool while you prepare the stuffing.

Add the remaining tablespoon of oil to the pan and fry the mustard seeds for a minute or so until they start to pop. Add the onions and sauté them until they soften and turn a rich, golden brown. (Unlike most European dishes, where we cook onions until they’re soft, sweet and translucent, lots of the flavour in Indian dishes comes from caramelising the onions.) Stir in the curry leaves, cumin, ground coriander, chilli (if you’re not as cross as me and you can take the heat), ginger and garlic and a good pinch of salt. Stir and cook for a few minutes until all of the onions are well coated. Add the coconut and tomatoes and stir until thickened a bit, then stir in the chopped coriander. Taste, and add a bit more salt if it needs it. Stuff each of the aubergines with a couple of spoonfuls of the filling and line them up in an ovenproof dish. Cover tightly with foil or a lid and bake for 50-60 minutes. We ate ours with basmati rice, minty raita and black pepper poppadoms. I feel more cheerful just typing that.

10, 9, 8, 7......My little flotilla of aubergines, about to be launched into the oven

Look, I spend very few unhappy moments in the kitchen, but almost all of them have involved skinning tomatoes. Chopping onions? Mincing chillies? Gutting fish? No problem. Pile ‘em up. But tomatoes. All that cutting of crosses, boiling of water and preparing of ice baths seems a bit too like some kind of arcane pagan ritual to me. I mean, I just want to eat them, not sacrifice them on the altar of gastronomy. These days, I mostly grate them unless I’m doing something very refined. Just press a ripe tomato against the coarse side of a box grater and grate away – you get all of the pulpy flesh and, as you press, the skin is left at the end all ready for you to discard. And what’s a few seeds between friends, particularly on a week night?

13 thoughts on “Get stuffed…

  1. love your recipes – i'm a huge aubergine fan, i have a couple in my fridge that's it i'm doing this! thanks for sharing! we do lots of aubergine like recipes in Pakistan too (i live in london and hence miss momma's cooking) but I do a few versions myself, yogurty and oniony ones…this looks great though! S x


  2. Hello – just popped over from Mariana’s blog to take a peek…

    That first photo of the aubergines is really very nice and it all looks delicious!


  3. Catherine – I love grilled eggplant too. In fact, I love it in any of its incarnations. They look so beautiful in a bowl on the counter too, just inviting you to cook.

    Mariana – You are such a love to say so many kind things. It’s so much more exciting to shop and cook like this, isn’t it? It makes it all into a bit of a treasure hunt. As for the tomatoes, I do peel them in the proper way if I absolutely have to but I grate them now if I’m in a rush or doing something a little rustic. I think I first read about prepping them like this in one of Claudia Roden’s books, and if it’s good enough for her it’s most certainly good enough for me.


  4. Oh my gosh you made me laugh Debora. From your title to your story, I chuckled the whole way. When your book comes out, I will be sure to buy it!
    As for the dish, I love your spontenanity in just seeing some good produce and working with it. So many people take “a list” shopping without giving any thought to what is seasonal or local. There is nothing better than spotting something fresh and appealing and going with it. How very Mediterranean of you? ED would be so proud.

    Excellent tip with the tomato grating – I reluctantly confess to the ‘skinning’ of tomatoes. Such a picky society we’ve become. Thanks for the grounding with your lovely recipe and for the grinding of your not so lovely government.


  5. Karen – You really made me laugh, as always.

    Avril – Well, we’ll have to try that out in a couple of weeks, won’t we. I hope la bicyclette rose is in fine form, transporting you happily along the Canal du Midi.



  6. You’ve probably heard of the Turkish dish, The Iman Fainted? You could call this one “The PM Fainted”! A flotilla of eggplants…you are divine, my dear Britty one!

    Hugs from across the waves (or is that waves from across the hugs),


  7. Hello Clare – Thank you so much. I’m pleased I made you laugh.

    Penny – Oh, I’m a huge fan of James Beard (favorite quotation: “I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.”) I will certainly look out for that book. It sounds wonderful and right up my street.

    Rebekka – You’re welcome!

    Lady P – We’re certainly lucky. That’s one of the things I love about London, you can have so many different cultures on your high street – and on your plate.

    Love, Dx


  8. He he! that poor tomato took an extra thrashing on the grater today, I am certain! Oh, how I wish I lived close to your markets – so lush and full of promise for your middle eastern/meditarranean fare. Yummy sounding – per usaul


  9. Glad you got it out of your system. We’ve been working on it for the last eight years. We now feel a reprieve from Govt. ineptitude. On another matter,something to cheer you up – Love how you came to the title of your blog. I just read a book about the correspondence between James Beard and Helen Evans Brown ( a California food authority ). One of their sigh offs was “Love and kisses and a halo of truffles”. That is the name of the book if you haven’t read it yet. Aubergines look delicious.


  10. You just made me laugh out loud! (The neighbours will be giving me funny looks soon…)

    I just wish I could transport the pictures into 3D and onto my table.

    Keep up the good work – it’s a great read.

    C x


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